It's in Bensonhurst, which is in Brooklyn, which is where I spent four degenerate years as a student. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Porky's Revenge fast forwards to the kids being seniors at Angel Beach High. Here's something I never expected to see. Instead, the last original episode dealt with a feud that ensues when Washington (Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs) gets an after-school job Epstein (Robert Hegyes) felt was rightly his. The pace of this movie is a tad slow and the jokes are somehow stale, but still enjoyable to watch. And Starring: John Travota's billing during his last season on the show. Learn how and when to remove this template message, "A Set Becomes a Set-to as Mrs. Kotter Takes on Gabe, and the Sweathogs Take Sides", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Welcome_Back,_Kotter_episodes&oldid=1137470460, Lists of American teen comedy television series episodes, Short description is different from Wikidata, Articles needing additional references from January 2021, All articles needing additional references, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0. John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. Up your nose with a rubber hoses! Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: [Vincent Barbarino said this, often, to other Sweat-Hogs, whenever someone angered him] Off my case, toilet-face! Sorta like John Wayne in a white beard, y'know? Vinnie Barbarino: Of course I know who he was! ", When it arrives, he drinks and promptly spits out his first sip. Let's get started. It was constructed at CBS Studio Center, in the Studio City neighborhood of Los Angeles, and the water was only about 4 feet deep. . Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Please post any of those opening Welcome Back Cotter jokes which you may remember. Beau plays pranks on Mr. Woodman in order to redeem himself to the Sweathogs. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. 6. Your excuse is perfectly legitimate. Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: [brainstorming ideas to raise money to save their class] We could have a casino night. The release, which has officially gone on sale this week, presents all four seasons and 95 episodes of the classic sitcom in standard definition. God is backed up by a jazz rhythym section. So she bought him a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and a rifle, and told him: "Now go out into the woods and shoot some game. Additional gift options are available when buying one eBook at a time. ASIN James Komack (of TV's Welcome Back Kotter and others) takes over directing duties. Like many of his cast members, Hegyes didn't rise to stardom following Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter though he did star on Cagney and Lacey as detective Manny Esposito and The Drew Carey Show. I know he's a sharp dresser. Recorded in front of a live studio audience, it originally aired on ABC from September 9, 1975, to May 17, 1979. 9/25/78. His friend tells him about this gym where he can lose all his unwanted fat within a few days. Gabe is lonely and prepares to visit her, but is interrupted when she comes home early. Juan Epstein: Y'know, I think God is kinda tough, y'know? Freddie is certain he's a basketball star in the making, so he thinks he doesn't have to pass his classes. Issa, you know very well there ain't nothin' '90s about that sax. Mr. Michael Woodman: Remember my motto: Conquer thyself, Kotter. Gabe Kotter: Sure I do. and slammed the front door behind her. When he pulled his arm back, his wristwatch was gone. After a break-in at Principal Lazarus' office, the Sweathogs decide to investigate while working on the school newspaper. Mr. Woodman accuses Gabe of not following standard teaching procedures because he isn't teaching from the standard textbook. When it premiered on September 9, 1975, Welcome Back, Kotter was just another sitcom in ABC's "new fall season" lineup. Aren't they allowed to use small bits of music for something like that as part of "fair use"? Based on the stand-up comedy of Gabe Kaplan, Welcome Back, Kotter tells the story of Gabe Kotter (Kaplan), a newly-licensed teacher assigned to return to his old high school, James Buchanan High, in Brooklyn ("the 4th largest city in America"). Julie forgives Gabe and moves back home. Arnold Horshack: [Woodman enters and Horshack assumes they've won] The thrill of victory! Answer: Of course they do. Be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to our channel here on YouTube. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point". All the best, Steve-arino. Mr. Woodman suspects Freddie of cheating on a test. Mr. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. Pick me Mr. Kotter!" - Arnold Horshack (Ron Palillo) Anyone who is now between the ages of 40 and 60 likely imitated this frequent joke by the dweeby Sweathog at least once when raising his had in class. I said, "Where do you buy your shoes?". Going to be honest Im disappointed to see most of you here today. Etcetera. He's Moonlight in Vermont, Autumn in New York, all the standards. The answer to any of your life's mysteries that you desire. He has been assigned to teach the remedial students, better known as the Sweathogs, a group to which he used to belong. P. S. , I will be dropping the arino from my name, as I am not a character from Welcome Back, Kotter.. Last . was not a good opening to the speech I guess, On the last day of his vacation, the priest landed a monster; he struggled for long minutes wrestling the fish into the boat, and when he did, his guide exclaimed, Wow, thats the biggest son-of-a-bitch Ive ever seen come out of this lake!, There was an Engineer who was unemployed for a very long time. Arnold Horshack: I'll share my experience with you -- perhaps it will inspire you to join us. an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the March 15, 2006 -- A little quiz for fellow Sweathogs out there: If you know what part Ron Palillo wants to play in Ice Cube's new version of "Welcome Back, Kotter . Epstein wants to become a veterinarian, but is discouraged by his guidance counselor since his grades don't show that he can. Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete Series shoots its paper airplanes onto DVD in this comprehensive set from Shout Factory. When her husband's car pulled in the drive, she dreaded what the bird would say to him. "Welcome Back, Kotter Quotes." ; Attractiveness Isolation: In "Sadie Hawkins Day", the Sweathogs all get dates to the school dance, except Barbarino, who decides to go alone. Epstein finds a new apartment for the Kotters, but their stay is short-lived. ", A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as President Clinton is leaving Air Force One, and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm. Drinking. TIL I learned that a Boston ABC affiliate refused to air "Welcome Back, Kotter" until the fifth episode over fears the show's integrated classroom setting would stir up racial relations during a tumultuous period in the city's history. Welcome Back, Kotter is an American television sitcom starring Gabe Kaplan and featuring a young John Travolta. Iced tea?" Welcome Back, Kotter aired 90 total episodes chronicling the kids at James Buchanan High, a fictional high school based on the real high school that Gabe Kaplan attended. The Sweathogs' grades rise when they get tutored by a computer, but Gabe is afraid it will replace him. This was taken from an episode of "Welcome back, Kotter". Epstein turns the school newspaper into a tabloid, and endangers his friendships in the process. "I don't want to go back to work." 5) "Going to work tomorrow likenobody talk to me. Epstein and Freddie enter a talent show. The Sweathogs put on a telethon to raise $700 for new supplies so they can continue to have a class. Vinnie Barbarino: I got my own idea of what God is like. We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. I'm eating this gum from 1979. Vernajean Williams: SHE can. Owen's Pottery in effect. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. You didn't win anything. "Doctor" he said sadly "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail". Gabe had an endless supply of amusing stories and corny jokes, usually told to his beautiful wife, Julie, at the beginning and ending of each episode of Welcome Back Kotter. "You ran face first into a wall. Mom brought the iced tea. Part 1 of 3. 'Waiter!' Gabe Kotter: We beat Woodman's liver! For living an exemplary life and following in my footsteps, I welcome you to Heaven and will answer one question for you. Lemonade? Palm trees and other vegetation were strategically arranged to block buildings in the background, but sharp . Arnold Horshack: You know, Horshack is a very old and respected name; it means "the cattle are dying". Me: You're welcome, Bitch. I am Arnold HorshAAAAAck. A list of puns related to "Welcome Back, Kotter". Sorry for any trouble this caused. Go to sleep! Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Ninety-five episodes were produced during Welcome Back, Kotter's four-year run. Spent a lot of time in Ebbets Field. This is done as to not interfere with the schooling of real teenagers and to give the general viewing audience who are teenagers (or young people) themselves someone they can look up to. Click here for more information. We said, "Do you have pig's feet?" Karen: Thanks. Gabe Kotter: You can't have my teddy either. However, we talked the issue over and were able to reach common ground. ($40K should cover it). Why doesn't this show ever steam anywhere? 'Thank you sir,' is the reply,'it's yesterdays coffee.'. Search this Forum. maybe take a walk on the beach" Juan Epstein: Hey, Mr. Kotter? : It sure looks and sounds like it. Welcome Back, Kotter: Welcome Back, Kotter is an American sitcom starring Gabe Kaplan as a sardonic high school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse remedial . There was a problem loading your book clubs. The single version was eventually used during the closing credits of Welcome Back, Kotter. President Trump on Thursday shared an edited video making light of allegations of unwanted touching against former Vice President Joe Biden. That's the problem. Technical Director Michael Karman must've worked on everything from Welcome Back Kotter to Full House. LMAO". Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 The Great Debate [1.01] 1.2 Basket Case [1.02] 1.3 Welcome Back [1.03] 1.4 Whodunit? I'd really like to drink today's coffee.' Epstein buys four term papers from Carvelli (. Juan Epstein: [Late at night in the dark classroom] Hey, Horshack. Welcome Back Quotes for Teachers "Let us remember: One book, one pen, one child, and one teacher can change the world." - Malala Yousafzai Welcome Back Quotes and Messages for Friends Coming back of a true companion makes your day. All of the Sweathogs have dates for the Sadie Hawkins dance except Vinnie, due to his insensitivity, so he attends alone. Horshack proposes marriage to Mary after learning he has to move. With the hilarious talents of comedian Gabe Kaplan, Marcia Strassman, John Travolta in the role that made him a star, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Robert Hegyes and Ron Palillo, the Emmy (R)-Award nominated run of Welcome Back, Kotter will have you rolling with laughter and maybe even a little nostalgia from your own days as a Sweathog! The prof says "no problem. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. 1981 - Gabe Kaplan (Welcome Back Kotter) and Joyce DeWitt (Threes Company) compete in Battle of the Network Stars. Julie Kotter: Well, I think God is love. "Welcome Back, Kotter" was wildly popular during its years on the air from 1975 to 1979. Her name is Kali Kaluformerly Miss Debbi Rothenberg of Forrest Hills. So cool it was based in Charleston. She greeted Fred. Because the set was near a freeway, shooting often had to be stopped because of noisy rush hour traffic. The group was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2000. "Thank you!" What will be *was*, but will be again. [2] The show's producers did not know for certain that the show would be cancelled after the 197879 season due to declining ratings. I'm taking a badly needed break from the game and may return to it someday. Advice to find food. Gabe volunteers to take tests with the Sweathogs after Mr. Woodman can't find his senior exams. After a flu epidemic hits, Gabe combines the few remaining healthy students into one class. Much to Julie's dismay, Jenny goes out with Epstein, but dumps him after getting a call from her ex-boyfriend. Me: That's fine we'll go back to what we used to call you. Some Welcome Back Kotter type jokes and other jokes. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. asked Harry Free shipping for many products! John Travolta got his first big break here and this series led to him starring in Saturday Night Fever while this show was still running. I can't begin to tell you how many amazing (and in some ways, life-changing) things happened to me that day. Though it only lasted for four seasons and the last one was pretty lame, Welcome Back Kotter left its mark especially one particular career. "She said "Sure. Taking the coffee, the waiter says: 'we open at 10AM tomorrow, you're welcome to drop by then!'. For details, please see the Terms & Conditions associated with these promotions. OOOOOOHHHHH! "Father, I can no longer tolerate your oppressive treatment. A sequel to the . It rarely gets the credit it deserves. There is an older couple, a middle aged couple, and a newly wed couple. 2023. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Does this item contain inappropriate content? Arnold Horshack: Oh, yeah. TIL over a dozen TV theme songs have made the US Billboard charts. Tenor.com has been translated based on your browser's language setting. Kaplan got wise and, as host of The Tonight Show that week, had Strassman on as a guest to tell the story, Welcome Back, Kotter Theme (Intro & Outro). , File size Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. "Is that so?" These ebooks can only be redeemed by recipients in the US. See production, box office & company info, "Yeah We Tease Him A Lot, Cause We Got Him On The Spot", Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. "When you get back from vacation and have to face the reality of going back to work tomorrow. Welcome Back Kotter Vinny is Doctor joke 1 Browse more videos Playing next 1:52 Welcome Back, Kotter (1975) - Juan Impersonates Kotter Shout! (www.travsd.com) is best known for his books "No Applause, Just Throw Money: The Book That Made Vaudeville Famous" (2005) and "Chain of Fools: Silent Comedy and Its Legacies from Nickelodeons to Youtube" (2013). "The Twist, Mom!" He's everywhere with the possible exception of Epstein's gymn locker! Being unable to find any kind of work, he decided to open up a medical clinic. Episode 1; Please try again. Shrinking It Down: Mental Health Made Simple shines light on the fact that mental health is anything but simple, while helping caring adults to navigate some tough questions about youth development. Well, he wasn't really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. Gabe's job is at risk after he is accused of kissing a girl who fainted, though he actually performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Its not verbatim. Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. Give as a gift or purchase for a team or group. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hey, Mr. Kot-tair! Me, Juan Epstein, the flim-flam man of Buchanan High School, a legit excuse. Juan Epstein: I know. 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